On the eve of St. Urho’s Day, I am issuing my unqualified endorsement of St. Urho to be the next President of the United States.

Ok, he’s Finnish, and he’s even older than the other candidates. But there is no one else in this race that has the sisu to “sase out ta hoppers as pig as pirds.” There is no question in my mind that Urho poyka kot what it takes!

In support of this effort to draft St. Urho, I’m asking you to donate to my campaign for Arkansas State Treasurer. Together, St. Urho and I will continue to spread the message across the land.

Seriously though … I AM running for State Treasurer, and this is a gimmick to raise money for my campaign. To all of my friends who have enjoyed celebrating St. Urho’s Day with me over the years, I hope you will consider showing your support in this St. Urho’s Day Money Bomb. I’m running as a Libertarian, so I don’t have any big-money backing. I’m counting on help from my friends.

So let’s give a cheer in hower pest vay, on the Sixteenth of March, St. Urho’s Tay.

Happy St. Urho’s Day!